“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time
tumblr asks the real questions
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This is cool
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Neil Patrick Harris on Punk’d
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*sprays febreze on your attitude*
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sucks that guys go through puberty longer than girls do. means i gotta be like this for longer while girls are already done feelin shitty and lookin weird
we bleed out of our vaginas every month even after we’re teenagers do u think this is a fucking game son
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kyle it took you 3 days to not be bored anymore
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